Naomi Campbell fights chocolate racism with blood-diamond encrusted phone call to lawyers

31 May

Cadbury Bliss Bar She beat the help with her diamond-encrusted phone. She accepted blood diamonds from a ruthless dictator and possibly lied about it at a war crimes trial.  Naomi Campbell cares about the dignity of all people. Allegedly.

So it’s only natural that Naomi Campbell is crusading against Cadbury chocolate for using her name to promote their new Bliss chocolate line with the tag line “Move over Naomi–there’s a new diva in town.”

Stay strong, Naomi.

Anyone who knows her, knows Naomi Campbell would never stoop so low as to appear in an ad for chocolate! That would be totally racist for a black model to appear with chocolate, right?

Naomi Campbell Chocolate Whoopsie! Maybe she would if it was with a Playboy Chocolate Bunny. But that’s totally different.

Naomi is leaving every option on the table to go after Cadbury’s racist chocolate ad. 

“I am shocked. It’s upsetting to be described as chocolate, not just for me, but for all black women and black people. I do not find any humour in this. It is insulting and hurtful.”

As hurtful as a diamond-encrusted phone upside the head? It’s awfully hard to feel sorry for her, no?

 

 

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